Tuesday, January 18, 2011

If you read any of my posts, let it be this one


I will laugh at dirty jokes but I don't think they are funny

I believe in God and obey his rules but plan on having premarital sex once I find someone worth having it with

I eat healthy and run daily but drink my weekends away

I think one of my best friends

I think white girls who love black guys are pathetic...even though I find them a million times hotter than normal guys I can never be with one because of this

My best college friend has asked me to be her bridesmaid and i think that she went into college looking for a friend to fulfill this role in her wedding. She needs to stop revolving her life around her relationship.

I am attracted to quiet shy guys, which sucks because they never get the nerve to ask anyone out.

I don't want kids because #1: I never plan on putting myself through labor and #2 I don't want to watch them suffer or cry (which is inevitable in our world)

I don't understand why I automatically turn away guys without giving them a chance

I have some smelly silent farts

I just found out that I am smart when I really put my mind to it

I like being on my own. I am comfortable being alone.

I am afraid of the day when my grandma dies...even though she had been 'gone' for a long time now

I wish I could have met my grandfather...because for some reason I feel close and connected to him

I feel like I am a great actor and would love to be in a movie but will never audition because I hate being outside my comfort zone

I wish my life was a country song

I love the way I look

I love being tired enough to fall asleep for days and I love waking up from a midday nap

I have a fear of being late

I love subway sandwiches

I don't find Conen O'brian funny nor do I find many of the other late night talk guys much more funny

I hate that people can't make decisions

I think that goth and punk people are the biggest followers of the crowd

I could spend all night looking at the stars if someone else was with me...or else I get scared

I loved high school but would NEVER EVER EVER go through it again

Waffles are one of the best inventions

I have plenty of gay friends that I love and even though I know gay people are hella chill I think two girls in a relationship is too much drama and hormones.


I wish I could see the future so I could see if he would take me back if I tried

I will never try

I love my new bangs but everyone telling me how pretty I look now makes me think I was ugly before

this may be the most honest post I have written.

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