I Need To Learn How To Cook

Blaaah I can't cook.
Well I Can Cook...but no one else would find it appetizing
I literally just throw stuff together and call it a meal
It looks like mush
and our oven is like 7billion degrees too hotter than it's supposed to be so I can't use it...
And I'm too cheap to buy food to cook with!

But I can make some mean garlic mashed potatoes









For the record I did not cook what this picture looks like...
actually this looks better than what I cook looks like :(