Sorry bout it honey

If a guy doesn't text/call you for a two weeks and finally does so saying he is in Alaska would you:

A) say "Hey Cool! How is it over there?"

B) say "F*#@ you asshole! You never called!"

C) ask "Why'd you take so long to call?"

D) Make small talk like you are busy and when the conversation allows just stop responding

*Welp I choose option D because I WAIT FOR NO ONE!!




except that one other guy haha but we won't go into that now :)