I am beginning to think

I was made to be alone.


No pity party here I'm just thinking out loud :)

How many prayer's like this does God get per night?

Bedtime Prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

That Darn Poncho!

Just bought this poncho thing today (I need to stop shopping!)
I bought it with my early morning surfing sessions in mind. Ya know, just to throw over my bathing suit when it's cold before the sun comes out and what not.

Anyhoo after I bought it I said to my friend, "I am gonna wear this on New Years and sulk so everyone will know I am upset." ((sidenote: I will NOT be home on new years which I am quite mad about so yes I am planning out my sulking))

Is it weird that this poncho makes me feel dark? Like I am wearing it now and I am like semi-depressed! I don't really have a reason to be and I love this jacket (super comfy).

It's like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"
EXCEPT:
-its a poncho
-I am not sharing it with anyone
-I am not traveling
-I do not foresee it making flawless,hot,exotic men swoon over a girl in a poncho

...ok so it is not at all like that movie but I swear this Poncho has Powers!
Maybe it's because it's a guy's jacket. (yea second post on something I bought in the men's section but I swear that's it I wear girl clothes)

I want to take it off and see if my somber mood clears up
But it's SO COMFY and I like feeling mellow!

Everyone has a piece of clothing like this right? A mood changer?

You know those nights when...

You intend on being responsible and only having a few "social" drinks....then some crazy person kills your plans by convincing you that the next drink will be better then the one in your hand haha
and before you know it you need a DD to drive you home but everyone you call says "I'm drunk...come over here!"
haha yea it just might be one of those nights

Last Home Football Game aka time to get all my tailgating in till next year!!

((Yes I know it is not night time yet buuuutttt I am a professional, trust me I will be out all night))

A(freaking)DORABLE

I don't care if they are men's shoes I make them look better ;)

Sixbillionsecrets.com

I was a hater of this website at first. I thought it was a rip off of "www.postsecret.com" and in all actuality it is but I always read it because it get's updated more (daily) than Postsecret (which only gets updated Sundays). Some of the secrets get repetitive and I guess that's just how hard our lives are nowadays but I read one today that really got me:

I'm a 16 year old boy in high school.

My secret? I can't differentiate between a hot girl and a unattractive girl by their looks.

Honestly, they all look they same.

What makes me love girls is how they laugh.

And I have yet to hear an ugly laugh.



Who is this kid and where can I find a 21 year old version of him?
haha Good Guy.

If you take ONE thing away from this blog let it be this:

If you are living in a dorm or apartment building please think be aware of how loud you watch your damn TV.

This fool next to me watches like "Cops" and "The Fast & The Furious" till like 3am and I kid you not I hear every single word like clearly.

Here is the real kicker though--He is my R.A. (Resident Advisor for you non-college dirtbags) so I cannot go say anything to him because he will most definitely bust me and my roomies for doing something.

Got it?
I don't mean listen to your TV so quiet that you are guessing at half the words; just think about if the sounds of a speed racing car can carry out your window or through your wall to your lovely neighbor who wants to sleep.
KthanksBye.